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Dad jokes- 300+ Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan and Giggle

Hello friends, welcome to our article today, today we have brought for you the best 300+ dad jokes, enjoy with new jokes, let’s start!

1.Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!Dad jokes -1.Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!

2.What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

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3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

4.Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field.

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5.How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

6.What did one hat say to the other hat?

You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.

7. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up.

8. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He needed a little space.

9. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

10.How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

11.Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

12. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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13. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!Dad jokes How do you organize a space party? You planet!

14. What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

15. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

16. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

“Do you smell carrots?”

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17.Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

18. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

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19. Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs!

20. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

21.Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

22. What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

23.Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

24.Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

25. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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26. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?

He was outstanding in his field!

27. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

28. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

29.What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

30. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

31. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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32. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

33. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

34. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

35. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

36. What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

37. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

38.Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

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39. How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

40. Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs!

41.What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

42. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

43.How do you organize a fantastic space party?

You planet!

44.Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

45. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

46. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?

He was outstanding in his field!

47. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

48. What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

49.Why did the coffee file a police report?   It got mugged!

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50. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

 

51. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Classic dad jokes-Dad jokes

52.Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

53. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

54. What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

55. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

56. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

57. How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

58.Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs!

59. What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells!

60. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

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61. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

62. Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

 

63. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

64. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

65.Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

66. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

67. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

 

68.What did one hat say to the other hat?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

69. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

70. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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71. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

72.Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs!

73. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

74. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

75. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

76. How do you organize a fantastic space party?

You planet!

77.Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

78. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

79. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

80.I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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81.Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

82. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

83.Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

84. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

85.What did one wall say to the other wall?

“I’ll meet you at the corner!”

86. Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

Because they have no organs!

87. What do you call a factory that makes good products?

A satisfactory!

88. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

89.I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

90. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

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91. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

92.Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

93. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

94. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

95. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

96. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

97. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

98. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

99. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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100. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

101.Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

102. What did one hat say to the other hat?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

103. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

104.What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

105. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!

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106.Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

107.Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

108.What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

 

109. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

110. What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef!

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111. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

112. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

113. Why did the coffee file a police report?It got mugged!

114. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

115. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

116. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

117. What did one hat say to the other hat?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

118.Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

119. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

120.Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!

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121.I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

122.How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

123.Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

124.What did one hat say to the other hat?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

125.I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

126. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

127.Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

128. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

129. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

130.What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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131. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

132. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

133. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

 

134. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

135.How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

136. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

137.What did one hat say to the other hat?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

138. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

139. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

140. Why don’t skeletons fight each other ?

They don’t have the guts!

141. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

142. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

143. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

144.I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!**

145. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

 classic dad jokes 

146. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

147.Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

148. What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear!

149. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

150. What do you call a cow with no legs?   Ground beef!

151. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

152. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

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153. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

154. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

155. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

156. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

157. What did one hat say to the other hat?  “You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

158. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

159.What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

160. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!

161. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

162.How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

163.Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field!

164.I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

165.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

166. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus!

167. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

168. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

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169.What do you call a bear with no teeth?A gummy bear!

170. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

171.What do you call a cow with no legs ?

Ground beef!

172.What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

173. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

174. Why did the coffee file a police report

It got mugged!

175. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

176. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

177. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

178.What did one hat say to the other hat ?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

179.Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

180.What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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181.Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!

182.I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

183. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

184.Why did the scarecrow win an award?Because he was outstanding in his field!

185. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

186.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

187.Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus!

188.How did the barber win the race?

He knew all the shortcuts!

189.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

190. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

 

191. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

192. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

193.What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

194. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

195. What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

196. What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

197. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

198.Why did the coffee file a police report ?

It got mugged!

199. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

200. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

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201.Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

202. What did one hat say to the other hat?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

203. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

204. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

205. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

206.I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

207.How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

208. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

209.I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

210.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

211.Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus!

( Dad jokes )

212. How did the barber win the race?

He knew all the shortcuts!

213.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

214.Why don’t skeletons fight each other?They don’t have the guts!

215.How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

216.Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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217. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

218. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

219.Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up!

220.What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

221.What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved!

222. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired!

(Dad jokes)

223. Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged!

224. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

225. How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

226. Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

(Dad jokes)

227. What did one hat say to the other hat?

“You stay here, I’ll go on ahead.”

228.Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will let it go!

229. What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

230. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

Father jokes

231. I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

232. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

233. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

234.I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

235.Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere!

236. Why did the computer go to the doctor?

It had a virus!

237. How did the barber win the race?

He knew all the shortcuts!

238. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite!

239.Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts!

240. How do you organize a space party?

You planet!

241. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

242. Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

243. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

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